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bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

(Source: keitaroyevon, via punkmonksteven)

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beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

(via a-lumpy-timelord)

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humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?""When I got locked up, for dealing drugs. Actually— I take that back. The saddest moment was when I took my five year old daughter to the doctor and found out she needed glasses. She put on those glasses, and she said: ‘Daddy! Daddy! I can see! I can see!’ Tears just started streaming down my face. What a fucking idiot I’d been. We’d take drives to the Catskills, and we’d point out deer to her, and she’d never seem to see them. She’d always say ‘Where!? Where!?’ It should have been obvious. I spent five years trying to give her everything I could, and I messed up the most important thing.’"

humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?"
"When I got locked up, for dealing drugs. Actually— I take that back. The saddest moment was when I took my five year old daughter to the doctor and found out she needed glasses. She put on those glasses, and she said: ‘Daddy! Daddy! I can see! I can see!’ Tears just started streaming down my face. What a fucking idiot I’d been. We’d take drives to the Catskills, and we’d point out deer to her, and she’d never seem to see them. She’d always say ‘Where!? Where!?’ It should have been obvious. I spent five years trying to give her everything I could, and I messed up the most important thing.’"

(via gohandesu)

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45 minutes ago

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via a-lumpy-timelord)

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suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

(via punkmonksteven)

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56 minutes ago
rikuxvkarol:

Kai should’ve been a firebender… so that he could have an
Agni-Kai with another firebender
sorry not sorry at all

rikuxvkarol:

Kai should’ve been a firebender… so that he could have an

Agni-Kai with another firebender

sorry not sorry at all

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1 hour ago

weareinflictedbyfiction:

IF THIS DIDNT KILL YOU THEN IDK IF ANYTHING CAN

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