Audrey. 20. USA. NSFW. Hipster/fandom/fitspo/hippie/feminist. I love fluffy things. And chocolate. I get super obsessed bout things.
awwww-cute:

A new fawn meets a friendly hand

awwww-cute:

A new fawn meets a friendly hand

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they’re just a bunch of kids

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59 minutes ago

I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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starsquadd:

It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.

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1 hour ago

hankhillchan:

THIS IS A REAL SONG. THIS IS A LEGITIMATE SONG AND I CANNOT HANDLE IT.

TWO GROWN MEN SAT DOWN AND RECORDED ITHS

I MA HAVING A RELIGIOUS EXPERIEINCE 

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1 hour ago

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22 years ago today. 22 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 22 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 22 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 22 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 22 years ago today, the golden trio met.
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1 hour ago

moistpits:

moistpits:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

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hey look its me

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1 hour ago

opulate:

this is like the most painful moment in any movie ever

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1 hour ago

cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

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1 hour ago

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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1 hour ago

denchgang:

when i die…put a tity in my hand…let them know how i lived

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1 hour ago

vogue-hearts:

don’t waste sunsets with people who will be gone by sunrise.

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1 hour ago

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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